Catch Jokes

Which tower is better at playing catch the south tower obviously it caught 2

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.

there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was

I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you

Why don't orphans play tag

Because there's no one to catch

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

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A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.

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What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.

Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away

why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)