Catch

Catch Jokes

when i was very young... my classmates played a game called kiss chase, some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them They are rapists now

yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins

there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me

A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am

what can u catch but not throw? ................................... . . . ... ........... .................. ....... ... . . ... .. .... ................. Ook. a cold!

So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aigh there maytee thy catch o the day be crabs.

why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)