What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
you cat to be kitten me right meow
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat
rose are red my cat try to kill your next >:)
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
press f to pay respects to grumpy cat FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait.. does that make it a caterpillar?
why did the cat cross the road
2 die
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King
JOKES 1 my life 2 pat as a cat
Can I tell you a cat joke? Yes cause its purrfect
what do chinesse people order noodels in bed with some fried cat
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
There were three cats. The first cat said meow. The second cat said meow. The third cat said meow meow. Then the first cat said don't change the subject
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
