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My dad doesn't like Hamilton because he walked in on me pulling an all nighter screaming the lyrics while my poor cat was staring at me tramuatized- and my sister hates it cuz i like it (yes Mal... she acted on the muffin stealing threat, SHE TOOK MY LAST FUCKING MUFFIN. AND I AM BETRAYED AS HELL)

Choke me like you hate me, but you love me Lowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu) Touch me with the lights off and my chains on Baby, I'm not the right one you should wait on She a freak, lil' bad ho Gaspare told me kill it I said, "Let me grab my Death Note" Huh, she pulled me in like a lasso Sayin' that she know me, I don't even know her at though Ain't no daddy issues, then I won't even bother She say I kill … Read more

hello I'm Skylar and you may remember me from the post like 2 months ago but point is I'm trying to make friends bc I'm lonely af so if u wanna be friends here is what i like: hazbin hotel, hellava boss, cats, family/friends, art [im not good at it tho], dogs, cute stuff/funny stuff. anyways i just wanna make friends and meet people on here and if you dont wanna be friends thats ok! byeee now and btw ALASTOR IS FINEEEEE AF!!!!!

My Cat at 4 in the night be like: Once again im asking for ur constant attention and salmon. (chat?)

Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

My cat has been scratching on my bed post gor the last hour and it's just silence then scratching and it keeps scaring me. Is he plotting against me rn?