Cat jokes

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!

This is rifle. ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一 He needs help being spread across this website. Copy this message and paste it on any joke upon this website. Spread and save rifle.

I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

Magitat?

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?

It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.