Cat jokes
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.
Magitat?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
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Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.