Cartoon jokes
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
"Peppa's ribs."
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."