Cartoon jokes
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"