Cartoon

Cartoon jokes

Ad

Kidnapper

  • What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

  • 0
  • Ad

    Sex

  • Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

    "Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

    Mickey Mouse

  • Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”

    The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”

    He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

  • 0
  • Ad
    Ad

    Nuke

  • Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

    Patrick: *picks up nuke*

    Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

    Patrick: Yes.

    Nuke: *boom*

    Rabbit

  • You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

    Ad

    People

  • When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

  • 0