Cartoon jokes
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Mom! (DYM 7)
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.