What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
