Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Cartoon Jokes
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Mom! (DYM 7)
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
"Peppa's ribs."
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
