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Homicide

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"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Chin

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Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

High

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You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Nemo

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What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Spongebob

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Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.