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Homicide

  • "Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

    Chin

  • Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

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    High

  • You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

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