Cartoon jokes
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Giggity!
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"