How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
What is the cherries favourite cartoon?
Tom and cherry😃😃😎😎😆😆
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
