Career jokes
When you fail art school.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?