Career jokes
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
He’s used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
When you fail art school.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.