Career jokes
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Memes
how it started
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.