Career jokes
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
how it started
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?