I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
