A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Potato.
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
