When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
What car do elves drive? Toy-yodas
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Whats the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red Ferrari in my car
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
why can't helen keller drive cause shes already dead
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
you.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station while Manners tried to help Shit.
When Shut up got to the police station he says, "My brother has just been hit by a car."
The policeman replied with, "OK then, first I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"No, I need to know your name."
"Shut up."
"Excuse me, but where are your manners?"
"Round the corner picking up shit."
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
