Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
What's the difference between a Lamourghini and a hostage? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Your mum is so fat she gets hit by a parked car
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
A Ford?
You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?
Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What is the skeletons favorited car?
: a zamBONEy
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
