Car jokes

All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?

That.

What is a car that runs and can't?

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.

What did the bus driver say to the car?

"What is your address?"

What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

What is a dog that you can drive?

A big doggy car.

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"

What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.

An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.

The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."

The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."

1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."

2019: The flying cars future.