Car jokes
What is your car's name?
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is a car?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"