Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What is your car 🚘 was your time today after I had dinner 🍴 night and night sleep 😴 night is it a night for you and a dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night was the snow ⛄️ I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🥘
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
My car 🚘
What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour
~babies in a blender 😌
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
Did you know princess Dianna had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders “ on the backseat of her car
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive yyyy is the difference between a good
I did a walk walk and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
I did a walk today but it was good for me and my car and a walk today
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
