Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
kapteyn = captain
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
How do you call a fast boat? Usain, Usain Boat
your mom said my cum tastes like captain crunch bitch
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
