if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
what cearial do i eat captain bolts
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
yo momma titty milk taste like captain crunch
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
your mom said my cum tastes like captain crunch bitch
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
What's the difference between captain Morgan and any Winehouse? Captain Morgan comes alive when you added coke.
