Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
kapteyn = captain
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
