Cant jokes
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...