Cant jokes
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.