Cant jokes
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.