Cant jokes
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.