Cant jokes
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
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Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
I'm going to do a song that's called "Falling" by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes.
My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.