Cant jokes
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.