Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!