Cant jokes
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.