Cant jokes
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.