Cant jokes
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂