Cant jokes
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.