Cant jokes
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.