Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.