Cant jokes
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
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Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.