Cant jokes
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What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.