Cant jokes
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.