Cant jokes
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.