Cant jokes
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."