Cant jokes
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.