Cant jokes
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.