Cant jokes
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe