Cant jokes
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.