Cant jokes
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course it can, a house can't jump.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.