Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
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Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.