Cant jokes
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.