Cant jokes
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.