Cant jokes
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.
Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.
Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.