Cant jokes
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Almost FRIDAY
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.