Cant jokes
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.