Cant jokes
All these showstoppers and technical challenges and I still can't get your signature.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.