Cant jokes

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

Why do vegans use blowjobs?

Because they can’t take real meat.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Why can't orphans be robbers?

Because they're not wanted.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

Why can't America play Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

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Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.