Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.