Cant jokes
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________