Cant jokes
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.