Cant jokes
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.