Cant jokes
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.