Cant jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.