Cant jokes
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.