Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.