Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Cant Jokes
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
