Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."