Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Cant Jokes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
