Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.