Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Cant Jokes
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
