Cant jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.