Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.