Cant jokes
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.