Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Why can"t orphans play baseball?. "Because they cant hit a home run".
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Roses are red violets are blue when I saw you I thought you can mix too
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because i can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
