What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: We're here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why can you hit a orphan? Because they can’t tell there parents
Can emo kids get a happy birthday
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
Yo forehead so big and airplane can use that as a Runway!
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell there parents.
i have a fish that can breakdance! only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
What animal can jump the highest the highest? The Emo kids
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
