Canning jokes
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still canβt defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Whatβs one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!