Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Orphan's Dad Jokes
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You see, orphans don't have dads. And dad jokes are called "dad jokes" because... wait for it... dads tell them! So, no dad, no dad jokes. It's like saying a fish can't climb a tree. You are that fish, by the way.