Why do orphans play tennis So they can finally get love
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages? So the orphans can see their parents.
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
I like porn a lot I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Can enable disabled dark mode?
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
