"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Why can you hit a orphan? Because they can’t tell there parents
Can emo kids get a happy birthday
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell there parents.
i have a fish that can breakdance! only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
What animal can jump the highest the highest? The Emo kids
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why do orphans play tennis So they can finally get love
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages? So the orphans can see their parents.
