Canning Jokes

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭

Can I get a HOYA?

Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

Dad: "That isn't the remote."

*Weird background music*

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

U can vent here idc.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

What's the difference between a blind man and a window?

The window can see through itself.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

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