Cancer is like a video game

Some people can not beat it

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more

So i went to the doctors and the doctor said "Pick a star sign any star sign" So i said "Aquarius" And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”

  • Mommy, what will i be when i’m grown up?
  • Shut Up Sam, you’ve got cancer!

Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I’m already on stage 4

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry

How do you get gum out of your hair?


My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

Doctor: You’re as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That’s great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???


whats the difference between cancer and me

my dad didn’t beat cancer…whelp i guess i stole that one

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn’t doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, “at least I don’t have to camp in order to get kills”. I then responded with, “I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills”.


What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

A Lymphomaniac

Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward

1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

A woman comes to the doctors an says ‘doctor, I think I have cancer’ the doctor checks it out ‘it’s all in your head’ the doctor says ‘phew’ said the woman, ‘a bunch of tumors, all in your head’