Cancer Jokes

I have nut cancer...

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer

How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common

They never get old

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Cancer

whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date

I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life

All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!