cancer isnt real its probably special affects

why is mercury like everything else in the world? because it gives you cancer

dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

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Why didn’t the kid cancer patients like his joke

He said “you’ll understand when you get older”

Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.

They never get old

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer

Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.

Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer

Q: What’s an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo

What’s the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn’t discriminate.

cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old

What’s the difference between me and cancer… My dad didn’t beat cancer…

What the difference between me and cancer?

My father didn’t beat cancer.

I got nothing

Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself … hey y’all I’m Diane

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turn up without tony stark? “We are in the endgame now”

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