Cancer Jokes

Some people put zodiacs on everything They said they couldn’t go to the party bc of cancer

my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient

What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?

A life expectancy of 15-25 days.

What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer

It's funnier when kids get it

Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer

imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.

cancer jokes really grow on you - unlike the patients hair..

I saw a dad shaved his daughters head because she made fun of a woman with cancer. Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant women🤭

Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."

little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.