Cancer

Cancer Jokes

Kid

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

They never get old.

Titty

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

Milk

What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?

They both have an expiry date.

Doctor

"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"

Child

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

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  • Difference

    What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

    Nothing, they both fell.

    Stepdad

    My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

    Zodiac

    Some people put zodiacs on everything.

    They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.