what’s the difference between cancer and a baby… There is none


Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer


Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called “The non stop dancer”. It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.

Knock knock Who’s there Mimi Mimi who Mimi’s got cancer

Why didn’t the kid cancer patients like his joke

He said “you’ll understand when you get older”

Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.

I got nothing

Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you


How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself … hey y’all I’m Diane

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the avengers turn up without tony stark? “We are in the endgame now”

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock…Who’s there… Not the little boy

A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

how is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need? A: Tumor

What did the cancer patient get for Valentine’s day? Candy wigs.

what does the blind, deff child get for christmas


Dark humor is like a boy with cancer

They never get old