My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

a dark joke is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old. I AM SO SORRY

What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?

Cell-ablate!

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to Cancer it.

dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer

(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/.

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

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walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade

So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said “pick a star sign, any star sign” so I said "Capricorn " and he said “nah you got cancer”.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old

what’s the difference between cancer and a baby… There is none

Yeet

Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer

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