My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
a dark joke is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old. I AM SO SORRY
What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to Cancer it.
dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer
(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/.
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don’t you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said “pick a star sign, any star sign” so I said "Capricorn " and he said “nah you got cancer”.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old
what’s the difference between cancer and a baby… There is none
Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer