What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common

They never get old

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

a dark joke is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old. I AM SO SORRY

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn’t doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, “at least I don’t have to camp in order to get kills”. I then responded with, “I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills”.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer

What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

A Lymphomaniac

The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more

Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I’m already on stage 4

what’s the difference between me and cancer? my dad didn’t beat cancer

What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?

cancer

Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.

They never get old

Dark humor is like kids with cancer they never get old

Yes Stephen hawkin is alive YEET

How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?

It’s all Depends!

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.

So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said “pick a star sign, any star sign” so I said "Capricorn " and he said “nah you got cancer”.

walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

cancer isnt real its probably special affects

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