How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
What did the cancer cell say to it’s neighbor?
Mind if I join you?
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed? A) Cancer.
Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor"
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What do people with cancer always want to watch
•finding Chemo
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
