Cancer Jokes

So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.

What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.

Me and my cancer Are like a game of fortnite I’ll never win

Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke

He said "you'll understand when you get older"

why are cancer kids so fly

because they got the drip

why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs

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What did the girl get for Christmas?

Cancer

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to Cancer it.

make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief

kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show

what's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

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Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer

So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said "pick a star sign, any star sign" so I said "Capricorn " and he said "nah you got cancer".

Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies saying "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart." The bartender responds saying "oh" sympathetically. "sucks to be you!" The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.