Cancer jokes

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

I got nothing.

Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!

Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...

Mom:....

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?

They will never grow up.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

Me and my cancer

Are like a game of Fortnite.

I’ll never win.

Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?

He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.

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What did the girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to cancel it.

Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.

Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.

A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

Technoblade

Why did Mimi cross the road?

She had cancer.

So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭