What’s the best way to get gum out of hair Cancer
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It ever gets old.
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, "at least I don't have to camp in order to get kills". I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills".
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
What's long and not very hairy? The conga line at the cancer department
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
my jokes are like kids with cancer they never get old.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed? A) Cancer.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.