Cancer jokes
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
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Cancer?
Cancer
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery? It’s all Depends!
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Cancer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Carys’s mum has chemo.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben