Cancer jokes
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
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How do you tell a child they have cancer? With a smile on your face.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Cancer.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Cancer?
Cancer
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery? It’s all Depends!