What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won’t stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old

what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body

What did the girl get for Christmas?


What did the cancer patient get for Valentine’s day? Candy wigs.

Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer

Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need? A: Tumor

what does the blind, deff child get for christmas


whats the difference between cancer and me

my dad didn’t beat cancer…whelp i guess i stole that one

What’s the difference between me and cancer… My dad didn’t beat cancer…


A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said “ Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.” The lady asks, “Am I pregnant? “. To which the Doctor replied “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

The difference between Your Dad and Cancer? Cancer came back…

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to Cancer it.

I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol

What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?

A life expectancy of 15-25 days.

what do you call a guy named Ben

answer= Ben

kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show

what’s behind curtain #1… YOU HAVE WON… CANCER!!!

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.