My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
9/11.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Submit joke here.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Fuck my dad has cancer lol
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
James Dalton.
what do you call a kid with cancer,limited
Carys’s mum has chemo.
