Cancer jokes
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
9/11.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
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So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
James Dalton.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Carys’s mum has chemo.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.