What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
Doctor: u have cancer. Patient: will i survive? Doctor: prolly not
What do you call a overly clingy child.
A tumor
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe