What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank* She has cancer
Wants one way to get a free haircut
Call the cancer hotline
What’s a cancer girls sex kink? Hair Pull.
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So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
Fuck my dad has cancer lol
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How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
what do you call a kid with cancer,limited
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭 Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy 😵
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My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass Me: nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass find a cure for cancer
James dalton
Carys’s mum has chemo
What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present
Cancer
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
Justin Masotti
