Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
i'll never forget my dads last words before he kicked the bucket: "hey, look how far i can kick this bucket!!"
What can jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.
Riddle: i can fill a room, others can have me,but i cant be shared. what am i? Answer: Loneliness.
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Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
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I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
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9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
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what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
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