Can Jokes

I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again

What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us

It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"

What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.

why did the emo kid try high five the tree

so it can hang him

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter

You can pop there head off

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆

I named my Dog ‘5 miles’ so now I can tell people I walk ‘5 miles’ everyday😏😎

(pick-up line) if ur tits are the twin towers...... can i be ur osama