Can jokes
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.