Be careful everybodying, I have red dot on my foreheading so I can recording everybodying!
Trump- Caillou can you please stop whining that squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza he also ditched your dad and he’s your stepdad now
Caillou- Why I’m bald Trumpy
Trump- I don’t know but what I do know is that your a massive shit stain
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !
If her internal clock can tock she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick she can sit on my dick.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time
What’s the best part having sex with a pregnant woman? You can have sex and a blow job at the same time
what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
i had sex with an disabled girl you can say I handiclapped those cheeks
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”
What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
