Can jokes
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?