Came Jokes

A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

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Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back

So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water

Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.

WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL

BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!

A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home

A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.

Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."

A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant

I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable

Me:hey I’m your mom orphan:yay you came back me:sike

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk